Accupuncture is an interesting experience and especially when it occurs every saturday morning for months on end. i like watching the little spikes roll and wiggle as my body does this funny "chachunks"- that's what I call them. These big bumps and the spikes go wiggling or rolling like perstalsis. Yum.
Anyhow, yesterday what a wiggle. It made me think of two things- Frankenstein and Jerry Seinfeld.
So... since things are going kinda shitaastic on the pharmacutical end of the bargain- actually all ends, who am I kidding, the gals at the accupuncture decide to "up the ante" literally. ORdering custom ordered, me specific herbs and then hooking my spikes up to the electroydes and zap a zapa zapa into my body. LIttle pulses that tap. It was freaky fun and wacky interesting. Really- loved it and felt great after it.
Anywhow, I felt like Frankenstein and then was reminded of a Jerry Seinfeld joke where he says he always wonders why pilots come on and say, "we are runnning a little late, so we are going to see if we can make up the time in the air and actually land in Chicago on time today." Jerry says, that he doesn't understand why they don't always just fly faster to make the time. "Is there some speed limit up there that we don't know about?"
I couldn't help but wonder, if there was a more assertive route to take with this accupuncture, why have we waited three months of satrudays to begin getting more herb tailored and aggressive? Frustrating.
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