Botox.

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My dear sister tells me I need Botox. I say, why erase the lines and sags that have made me, me? But it would be a fun bonding experience to inject poisonous Botox and try to not look like "everyone else". In doing so, I'll only opt for it in the left eye, swell that sucker up real good, and make a new fashion statement. I'm gonna do it and start the rage.